anonEvents, Circus Metropolus, and Get YER Freak On present
Crazy Maze III
HILLBILLY HO'DOWN
Saturday, August 8, 2009
9pm - late
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JUST ADDED
SCHEDULE (see below)
The Bootyleggin' Bar • The Moonshiner Saloon
The Hankypank Hut & Playground • The Hillbilly Hot Tub
DJ Audiobird • Captain Erotica's Whipping-Post Bar
Costume Contest (midnite, Full Moon Saloon) • Hillbilly Heroes Gallery
Arata Pizza Parlor
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People, we got arselves a big ole maze built outta haybales that needs you in it. It's fullup with fancy DJs, funky-sorta bands, 3 inMaze dancefloors, sideshow oddities, a dadgum midway, carney types, and a whole lotta naughty sorts like yerself. And that? Well that should make yer bathing suit area feel kinda funny. Why, that there's gold, Pa! (and it also helps support Camp Circus Metropolus out at Burning Man 2009.)
C'mon down and lose yerself, yer morality, and yer equilibr'um, in any given order, with us and our kinfolk. You'll be plum happy y'did, y'got our words on it. Yes indeedy, a huge haybale maze fancied aaaall up for one night only by 3 of San Francisco's most teats producers: anonEvents (Anon Salon, Sea of Dreams, Superhero Street Fair), Circus Metropolus (Bohemian Carnival, Sand By The Ton, Red Nose District), and Get YER
Freak On (Superhero Street Fair, Weapons of Ass Destruction). Buleeve it!
| SCHEDULE (subject to change, but prolly not) |
FULL MOON SALOON |
COWPOKE CORRAL
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| 9:30-10:30 |
Boenobo the Klown (DJ set) |
10:00-11:00 |
DJ Audiobird |
| 10:30-11:30 |
Tornado Rider (live) |
11:00-12:30 |
DJ Laird |
| 11:30-12:30 |
Gooferman (live) |
12:30-2:30 |
DJ Eric Sharp |
| 12:30-2:30 |
DJ Smoove |
2:30-4:00 |
DJ Majitope |
| 2:30-4:00 |
DJ Mancub
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| 5-STAR BORDELLO |
PURELY GATES |
| 10:00-11:30 |
DJ Kashia |
10:00-12:00 |
DJ Delachaux |
| 11:30-1:00 |
DJ Laron |
12:00-1:00 |
Baby Seal Club (live) |
| 1:00-2:30 |
DJ Schill |
1:00-2:00 |
Brothers Horse (live) |
| 1:00-2:30 |
DJ Feral |
2:00-2:30 |
Belinda Blair |
| SOME PURTY PICTOORS from previous Crazy Maze shindigs |
$25 advance tix (advance tix get priority entrance)
$30 at the gate
VIP SHANTIES AVAILABLE
Hickified tiki huts outside of the Maze near its entrance.
Pay the fee and it's yours for the night -- first come, first served!
$100 - 1 DANG SHANTY (sits 6 comfortably) - 2 available
$200 - 1 POSH SHANTY (sits 10 comfortably) - 1 available
Want one? Email shanty (at) crazymaze (dot) net to reserve

21 and over ONLY
Arata Pumpkin Farm [View map]
185 Verde Rd.
Half Moon Bay, CA
Map/directions/scoop: aratapumpkinfarm.com
Hillbilly costumes a MUST!
MAKE SURE TO BRING:
- Warm costuming
- Flashlights (if yer a ninny)
- Hot drinks & blankets
PLEASE CARPOOL!
QUESTIONS? Git in touch.
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