anonEvents, Circus Metropolus, and Get YER Freak On present

Crazy Maze III
HILLBILLY HO'DOWN

Saturday, August 8, 2009
9pm - late

JUST ADDED

SCHEDULE (see below)
The Bootyleggin' Bar • The Moonshiner Saloon
The Hankypank Hut & Playground • The Hillbilly Hot Tub
DJ Audiobird • Captain Erotica's Whipping-Post Bar
Costume Contest (midnite, Full Moon Saloon) • Hillbilly Heroes Gallery
Arata Pizza Parlor


People, we got arselves a big ole maze built outta haybales that needs you in it. It's fullup with fancy DJs, funky-sorta bands, 3 inMaze dancefloors, sideshow oddities, a dadgum midway, carney types, and a whole lotta naughty sorts like yerself. And that? Well that should make yer bathing suit area feel kinda funny. Why, that there's gold, Pa! (and it also helps support Camp Circus Metropolus out at Burning Man 2009.)

C'mon down and lose yerself, yer morality, and yer equilibr'um, in any given order, with us and our kinfolk. You'll be plum happy y'did, y'got our words on it. Yes indeedy, a huge haybale maze fancied aaaall up for one night only by 3 of San Francisco's most teats producers: anonEvents (Anon Salon, Sea of Dreams, Superhero Street Fair), Circus Metropolus (Bohemian Carnival, Sand By The Ton, Red Nose District), and Get YER
Freak On (Superhero Street Fair, Weapons of Ass Destruction). Buleeve it!

THEM ENTERTAINER TYPES
DJs:
Eric Sharp
Smoove
Mancub
Laird
Majitope
Delachaux
Boenobo the Klown
Laron
Feral
Schill
Kashia

LIVE MUSIC:
Gooferman
Baby Seal Club
Brothers Horse
Tornado Rider
Belinda Blair

OTHER ENTERTAINMENT:
The Circus Metropolus Midway
Sisters of Honk
Surprise guests

PLUS:
Liquid Lights FX
Rainbow Lazers
Inflatable Arts
Anonevents Docomainia

 

SCHEDULE (subject to change, but prolly not)

FULL MOON SALOON

COWPOKE CORRAL

9:30-10:30 Boenobo the Klown (DJ set) 10:00-11:00 DJ Audiobird
10:30-11:30 Tornado Rider (live) 11:00-12:30 DJ Laird
11:30-12:30 Gooferman (live) 12:30-2:30 DJ Eric Sharp
12:30-2:30 DJ Smoove 2:30-4:00 DJ Majitope
2:30-4:00

DJ Mancub



   
5-STAR BORDELLO PURELY GATES
10:00-11:30 DJ Kashia 10:00-12:00 DJ Delachaux
11:30-1:00 DJ Laron 12:00-1:00 Baby Seal Club (live)
1:00-2:30 DJ Schill 1:00-2:00 Brothers Horse (live)
1:00-2:30 DJ Feral 2:00-2:30 Belinda Blair

 

SOME PURTY PICTOORS from previous Crazy Maze shindigs

2007
Pix by Nightshade
Pix by Exuberant
Pix by Ms Trouble
Pix by Orin Optiglot

2008
Pix by Nightshade

This year's Maze

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Crazy Maze - Arata Pumpkin Farm - Half Moon Bay, CA

The Maze in 2008 (2009 pictures coming soon)

GIT TICKETS

$25 advance tix (advance tix get priority entrance)
$30 at the gate

VIP SHANTIES AVAILABLE
Hickified tiki huts outside of the Maze near its entrance.
Pay the fee and it's yours for the night -- first come, first served!
$100 - 1 DANG SHANTY (sits 6 comfortably) - 2 available
$200 - 1 POSH SHANTY (sits 10 comfortably) - 1 available
Want one? Email shanty (at) crazymaze (dot) net to reserve

21 and over ONLY

GIT THERE

Arata Pumpkin Farm [View map]
185 Verde Rd.
Half Moon Bay, CA
Map/directions/scoop: aratapumpkinfarm.com

OTHER STUFF

Hillbilly costumes a MUST!

MAKE SURE TO BRING:
- Warm costuming
- Flashlights (if yer a ninny)
- Hot drinks & blankets

PLEASE CARPOOL!

QUESTIONS? Git in touch.